The amorous urge of the camel
Is greater than anyone thinks
After many long months in the desert
He yearns to make love to the Sphinx

But the Sphinx's capacious vagina
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile
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